with your own penis?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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