After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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