She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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