I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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