she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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