so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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