i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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