a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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