This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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