She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I did not marry a roomba.
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