Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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