READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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