Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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