I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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