Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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