i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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