there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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