New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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