My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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