Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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