Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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