you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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