I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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