Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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