2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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