I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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