I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
please don't ironically join a cult
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