What a fucking waste of an outfit
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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