Sponge bath it is.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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