Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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