some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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