You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize
