Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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