Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize
