I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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