Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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