idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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