No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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