why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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