you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
