You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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