found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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