Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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