ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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