You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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