Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize