forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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