ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
