I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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