She's JV to your varsity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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