Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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