1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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